just wundering

topic posted Mon, November 14, 2005 - 8:06 PM by  starbuck
so what exactly are the qualitys that you are looking for in a member of this tribe.
i'm asking everyone not just the admin. but of corse i am especialy interested in the admin's opinion.
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starbuck
SF Bay Area
  • Re: just wundering

    Tue, November 15, 2005 - 12:51 PM
    Somewhere, a woman blows her nose! She stares deep into the tissue, and screams in panty soiling terror! BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT!!?!

    I COULD JUST CHOP YOUR BRAIN OUT!!
    • Re: just wundering

      Tue, November 15, 2005 - 4:04 PM
      what?
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        Tue, November 15, 2005 - 6:51 PM
        heehhehehe
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          Tue, November 15, 2005 - 8:19 PM
          my two cents: someone is running a little social experiment via shitty voice recognition software.
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            Tue, November 15, 2005 - 8:32 PM
            so basicaly whatever i say or do you are all just going to make fun of me critisise me and laff at me.
            • Re: just wundering

              Wed, November 16, 2005 - 12:52 AM
              First off, in order to be a member of this tribe, you should be able to take death threats very lightly seeing as this tribe is dedicated to the twisted humor of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. Not Johnny The Cowering Pussy.

              Second, you should be able to recognize at least some scenarios and quotes from the book. Such as: the "thing" behind the wall, Nny, Squee, *points to a dead dog* "OH MY GOD YOURE BEAUTIFUL", ramen, various torture devices in the basement, nailbunny, hidden messages in the borders etcetera and so on and so forth.

              This is a tribe dedicated to ONE of Jhonen Vasquez' brilliant creations. Not to be mistaken with numerous tribes devoted to Jhonen himself.

              If you cant handle a little criticism then this tribe (and the book JTHM) are not for you.

              And in my opinion I think JV would pimpslap you himself for saying you dont care what people think or say about you and going and whining and bitching about it when someone tells you that youre two kittens short of a sack.
              *meowmeowgurglegurgle*

              In summation, grow some balls you LARPing little bitch.

              Fnord!
              • Re: just wundering

                Wed, November 16, 2005 - 4:29 AM
                "LARPing"? stop making up words.
                o.k. so that seels it then. i asked if you you wer a one note caricter and poof like magic you played back the low C "twang" nice enuf sound but i was hoping if i gave you enuf opening cords you'd pic up the toon and run with it for a few bars, oh well i ges that song dose have it's charms, "#9. #9. #9." it's not realy my style thow. ther are you happy i beat that metefor to death, or was ther not enuf black and white cartoon blood for your taste. i don't give a shit what you think kid. or what you think some artist we both hapen to like mite do if he read a handfull of bordom inspired emails. i am what i am and if i'm somthing more than you'll never know cals you never took the time to look up from your self. and if tuning all for of my chuby little cheeks before i gave up on you makes me a pussy than than great. thats just what i am.
                rest ashured you didn't misinterprit anything i wrote. it all means exactly what you think it means. but thanks for answering at least one of my questions with your infinite wisdom , truly i feel enriched. take care and happy dreams leni.

                • Re: just wundering

                  Wed, November 16, 2005 - 4:57 AM
                  p.s. you're lucky we aren't in heaven rite now or i'd add a litle gray to your decore.
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                    Re: just wundering

                    Wed, November 16, 2005 - 9:54 AM
                    Starchild here's a voice of reason for you. Kill yourself. And do it slowly, preferably in a grade school playground during recess. The more witnesses that could be scared by your one act of intelligence on this crumby rock out beer battered shit the better.
                    • Re: just wundering

                      Wed, November 16, 2005 - 1:03 PM
                      interesting idea, i will take it under the highest consideration.
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                        Wed, November 16, 2005 - 3:29 PM
                        "Oh My GoD!!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!"

                        It was you. o_O
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                          Wed, November 16, 2005 - 11:57 PM
                          OH MY GOAT!

                          Shnoogums is it?
                          Well Shnoogums, that was so fucking good I could read it again and again and again. And I did!

                          *goes out for a cigarette*

                          "It was Wacky."
                          • Re: just wundering

                            Thu, November 17, 2005 - 12:51 AM
                            *comes in with popcorn, chips and pop*

                            What did I miss? What did I miss?

                            *reads, pop shoots out of nose in laughter*

                            "AAAAAAAH!! Fuck!!!!! Fuck, shit, and other such expletives!"

                            Holy shit, somebody get this kid a Merriam-Webster! I feel like we should get some 13 year old MSN whoring air-head in here, and progress him to the next level of learning how to type properly.

                            "omg ur tipeing is funnee lolkthx wat a noob"

                            Then maybe we can work on this thing called ENGLISH.

                            To address one of the issues at hand;

                            LARPing: The act of live action role playing.
                            RPing: The act of playing out a role.
                            CYBERing: The act of role playing sexual encounters in an electronic setting. (SEE: Skcubrats)

                            I'm surprised you're chastising Leni about her observations of your hobbies. You're the one who LARPs. One's tongue would surely tie if they had to constantly say the full acronym to each other. That's why we have acronyms, to make conversations less tedious.

                            When someone has proper grammatical skills, is capable of calling out dipshits, and refusing creepy offers to join Tribes about shameless flirting et al, we call this a WOMAN. Not a 'kid'. I'm sure there must be a few child-love Tribes floating around in the deep dark bowels of Tribe.net (seeing as that appears to be your thing, shamelessly flirting with kids and all). Of course, far be it for me to deprive someone of the fun of doing their own research, so I'll let you have at it.

                            Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go do some FUCKing: The act of having sex with a real woman.
                            • Re: just wundering

                              Thu, November 17, 2005 - 2:59 AM
                              wow you realy got me peged. i just can't hold up my end of the text based insulting and nitpicking.
                              actualy i've never "larp"ed before and i genuinly didn't recognize the fraze until like for or five minutes after i had alredy posted my coment. it sounds fun thow , unimaginubly stupid, but probubly very fun. my coment was suposed to be a self depricating joke about the fact that i didn't know what she meant even thow from the context i could tell she thot i should know. and kid is just an expretion, i didn't mean it in a sexist or demeening way. why dose it seem like you guys keep responding to my sinceer questions and joking maner with almost angree seemingly anoyed sritisisms.
                              ya my typing and online gramer suck we've established that , and it's sertinly not going to change from you comenting on it , or for any other reason actualy.
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                                Thu, November 17, 2005 - 6:11 AM
                                Listen to the voices do everything in excess theire is no stopping the one the scum of the world thin evcitable virus . but the Samsa mided in the world who are mechanical and need none of this worldly shit nor wan't it are mechanisms of their own actions. all of which makes it so much better to pronounce half of society legaly dead.
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                                  Mon, December 19, 2005 - 10:57 AM
                                  well,

                                  for what my administrative 2 cents are worth:

                                  to be a member here (its public by the way, there are no requirements) the number one thing you need is a love of morbidly dark absurdity.

                                  it helps if you acknowledge that you deserve to die; that the entire underpinning of our culture rests on sloth and ignorance; and that at the very least, about 99% of people desvere to be ridiculed. Ridiculed enough to cause a nosebleed; inspire them to call their mother for affirmation, or at least consider suicide.

                                  if you can see that as humor; you'll fit right in.
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                                    Mon, December 19, 2005 - 11:09 AM
                                    Hear hear.
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                                      Mon, December 19, 2005 - 11:35 PM
                                      with the exeption of the ridiculing peaple part that all sounds pritymuch reasonuble to me. i don't think that it's my place to deside who deserves the riticule and who dosen't. OR TO BE (oops ,cat steped on the cap locks) more acurite i believe that everyone deserves to die and that it would be a waste of time to try and ... what was i saying again ... um well ya .
                                      • Re: just wundering

                                        Tue, December 20, 2005 - 1:42 PM
                                        "i don't think that it's my place to deside who deserves the riticule and who dosen't. OR TO BE (oops ,cat steped on the cap locks) more acurite i believe that everyone deserves to die "

                                        This bothers me, it seems to be mildly contradicting to the calloused fucktards that post here (me included)... Either be the bleeding heart whiner and accept people for who they are.
                                        Or know that they deserve to die for all of their wrong doings. And I'm not talking about there 'sins' Jesus is nothing more than a gardener, and the only person you have to answer to at death is the mortician. I'm talking about there wrong doings that cause me grief and those as twisted as I am. I'm talking about the ever popular disease that is spreading like gonorrhea in a frat house, Stupidity. Stupid people breeding to make stupid fucking helmet wearing spawn that never cope with an understanding that life isn't just a window to lick.
                                        These fucks need to be wiped clean of this shithole. And they need to be an example for the people still dumb enough to breed. That's why I purpose a new form of entertainment, it's starts with an IQ test, if you score at an acceptable level you move to round two (if by the way you happen to own an H2 or H3, you will tortured no matter what). If you fail, your head is popped open like a grapefruit with a giant mallet. Round two, common sense. You will be put to the test to see how you fare getting along without supervision, stuff like music choices. On one side you have an array descent music on the other you have today's pop music. If you pick something Brittney or Hillary duff you will be shot. If you pick anything from American Idol you will be bludgeoned to death with frozen beef legs. Now who wouldn't want to see some good ole' fashion house cleaning like that?
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                                          Wed, December 21, 2005 - 7:54 AM
                                          "Either be the bleeding heart whiner and accept people for who they are.
                                          Or know that they deserve to die for all of their wrong doings. "

                                          no no no, you don't get it do you? i see that peaple "deserve to blah blah blah" AND i acept them for who they are .
                                          exept for you .. i hate you.

                                          (that last part was a joke ... sort of)
                                          • Re: just wundering

                                            Wed, December 21, 2005 - 8:05 AM
                                            I too acept that there are people who deserve to die.

                                            you know... people who add nothing to the overall quality of existence. people who suck the marrow out of life; chew on it like cud, and don't leave any for anyone else.

                                            Fat, stupid, corpulent bastards who don't have two memes to rub together.

                                            you know: fucktards. (ie: 90% OF THE GLOBAL POPULATION)
                                            • Re: just wundering

                                              Wed, December 21, 2005 - 9:01 AM
                                              It's time for another organized suicide. When is the next comet coming by to kill off some of the population?
                                              • Re: just wundering

                                                Wed, December 21, 2005 - 9:18 AM
                                                funny you should ask.

                                                as a matter of fact; there's a collosal meteor heading our way right now. Its called apophis; and it just might wipe out all life on earth in under thirty years.

                                                or maybe not, depending on trajectory.

                                                personally I'm holding out hopes for the near miss that splits the moon in half and releases magic back into the post cataclismic world ala Thundarr the Barbarian!

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